Brokeback Mountain?

Why would any one want to see a gay cowboy love story? There are no gay cowboys, that’s just silly. You will never see a homosexual man ride a horse, jump off of it landing on a defenseless calf, flip it over, and hog tie it in 20 seconds. OK, there was one gay cowboy, but he was in the Village People, so he didn't really get dirty or have to hog tie anything. He just sang and pranced around in bare assed chaps... don't get me wrong... I have nothing against being gay...I just have a problem with cowboys. And where were the zombies? That would have made the movie worth seeing. Maybe next year they will make a movie about lesbian ballerinas.....it's just as believable...call it Plie' in the Bush......HA!