Ha ha funny, but not Evil funny.

I was at Wicks Pizza eating lunch with some co-workers when, mid meal, someone asked, “This is great, what makes a Chicago style Pizza different than any other pizza”? Never missing such a prime opportunity, I answered, “The last piece pulls out a glock….. steals your wallet and beats you with a pipe then tosses you into the trunk bound and gagged….
Everyone nearly spit up sausage, but the one female at the table seemed a bit frightened……. I guess just…. “steals your wallet” would have been ha ha funny.......... but not Evil funny.