Thursday, August 11, 2005

Q and A with S. Farts

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1. You cut off your right earlobe and mailed it to Pamela Anderson with a tiny love poem painstakingly written on it. She was so charmed that she had to meet you, and the two of you fell in love. Now, not only are doing Pam Anderson on a daily basis, but you're also flying all over the world for expensive vacations, living in a couple different mansions, and hanging with Hollywood stars. There's one tiny problem--now that you've been living the fantasy for 2 months, Pam has decided she can only love you if you wear ladies clothing and a dog collar and leash everywhere you go. The attire doesn't have to be big hoop skirts or satin evening gowns (because that would just be silly), but things like tube tops, bikini tops, mini skirts and capri pants with dainty but low-heeled sandals. Do you stay with her and conform to her wishes, or go back to your old life? (Oh and by the way, that whole hepatitis C thing was cured long ago.

(SF)- But I LIKE big hoop skirts and satin evening gowns. My biggest worry would be following Kid Rock….I know Pam and “Kid” didn’t have children, but the inbred redneck gene he possess is SO concentrated that I would suspect if Pam and I had a kid, it would be a drooling idiot with a forehead the size of a man hole cover. But, you only live once, What the hell…….Pawn the little retard off to the circus, continue to travel, and most importantly……..bang the BeJesus out of Pam on a daily basis.

2. What's the most embarrassing thing you've ever done? (I never get tired of this question.)

(SF)- Once as a kid, in church, on the upper balcony, I farted so loud, the pastor just for a second, actually stopped speaking.
Insert “pew” joke here.

3. Your darling sister Angela has become such an internet celebrity with her blog, that she's let it all go to her head. She has now legally changed her name to Noodle Burgoo, and insists that you call her either Noodle, or Miss Burgoo. You love your sister and want her to be happy--do you indulge her and call her Noodle? Or tell her she's an idiot and refuse to go along with this ridiculous idea? Your friends think this is hilarious, and have started calling you names like Penne and Rotini.

(SF)- I would convince her to compromise like all loving siblings do and change her name to Miss Burgoodle. Then laugh my ass off after she did it.

4. If you could choose to do any job in the world, and money were not an object, what would it be?

(SF)- I would dress up like the Grim Reaper and by day, walk through nursing homes and just point at everybody. And nightly I would pick a resident at random and stand right next to the bed until they wake up.

5. Would you rather lose the use of your left leg forever, or live the rest of your life with the name Marilyn Prissypants?

(SF)- Well, that would depend on what my MIDDLE name would be.
I wouldn’t want to look silly.

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Anonymous Angeal said...

"A drooling idiot with a forehead the size of a manhole cover." HAHA!!!

Good answers, nutsak. NOW. How about coming up with five new questions for your darling sister!

10:09 AM  
Anonymous Angela said...

Oh yeah, and WAYTOGO on learning how to create links, dinkus.

10:36 AM  
Blogger karla said...

I like the grim reaper gig. It's a very good thing I said money's not an object in my scenario, though, because I can't imagine the pay being great for that job.

10:53 AM  
Blogger Chris said...

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6:03 PM  
Blogger Chris said...

Karla, the look on that hag's face is all the pay I need. That was fun. Hey Ang! You crapstick, If you look up just a bit, you will see a lovely reply from "Karla". Then just a little further up you see a comment from, "angela", with yet another insult. Then the next one up is from someone named "angeal". FIX IT ASSBREATH!!

6:09 PM  
Blogger Der Komponist said...

Oh, man, I LOVE the insults that you (Meaning, SATAN'S FARTS) and ANGEAL (hee hee hee) hurl at each other....

7:18 PM  

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