If I were king......

** The one annoying, arrogant, trash talking, asshole that is on every episode of Fear Factor....
has to play without the harness.

** I would have a button on my steering wheel that detonates any subwoofer within a 200 yard diameter.....and an option to take out the driver.

** I would create a Reality show that begins like Extreme Makeover....
But ends like Punked. Vampire fangs, crossed eyes, clown nose, you get the idea.

More to come.....