Threats Uncommon....

* I will punch you in the throat
* I can shred your spine with a circular saw
* I will smash your face with a propane tank
* I will impale your ribcage with a golf umbrella
* I will crush your skull with the rotting torso of a rodeo clown
* I will pull out your esophagus
* I will come over there and rearrange your face with a shrimp fork. (thanks Ang.)
* For every sprinkle i find....I will kill you! (thanks Stewie).
* I will strike you with force..you silly goose..and it might sting!!! (thanks Homo)
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